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college aged book fanatic living in the midwest with hopes for a smarter world

collegehumor:

  • Pretend mic for your famed “Hollywood Karaoke” nights
  • Smash your Golden Globes.
  • Put it in Barbie’s dream house where it will exist among Barbie as a living God.
  • Superglue it to the sidewalk and see how many people try to pick it up.
  • Use it as a door stopper.
  • Wear it like a necklace before using to pay for an appointment with a chiropractor.

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