- Pretend mic for your famed “Hollywood Karaoke” nights
- Smash your Golden Globes.
- Put it in Barbie’s dream house where it will exist among Barbie as a living God.
- Superglue it to the sidewalk and see how many people try to pick it up.
- Use it as a door stopper.
- Wear it like a necklace before using to pay for an appointment with a chiropractor.
or feed her chocolate. or buy her doctor who swag