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10 Cool Things to do with an Emmy


  • Pretend mic for your famed “Hollywood Karaoke” nights
  • Smash your Golden Globes.
  • Put it in Barbie’s dream house where it will exist among Barbie as a living God.
  • Superglue it to the sidewalk and see how many people try to pick it up.
  • Use it as a door stopper.
  • Wear it like a necklace before using to pay for an appointment with a chiropractor.

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or feed her chocolate. or buy her doctor who swag

  • 24 September 2012
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